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After the ridiculously yuck weather on the East Coast this winter, we all deserve to take full advantage of the heat this summer. And yes, that includes sizzling hot sex (yo to the lo). It’s basically science that summertime is the best time for lovin’. Everyone is more relaxed, we all wear less clothing, and we have more free time. Maybe you landed an internship with minus the freedom of skipping off to the beach to scope out the hot surfer dudes. First of all, way to be responsible. Internships are great resume and reference builders. And hey, maybe there’s a hottie who’s also interning. Not suggesting you do anything unethical, but perhaps he has some friends he can introduce you to. Just sayin’ *winky face*.

If you’re in a committed relationship, the warm weather can work for you too. In an article for Chatelaine, relationships therapist Joan Marsman reminds us that “Romance is a lifestyle.” The article, Four Ways to Inspire Summer Romance with Your Partner, offers tips that apply all year-round. She encourages breaking your routine, and summer is prime time to do so! The obvious would be to take a trip together, but if that’s outside your budget, keep it simple. Take advantage of the longer days by just spending more quality time together. Less class means less homework. The slower pace will put you both at ease, which is sure to lead to more romance. And who doesn't enjoy that?

If you’re single be open to the possibilities. The warm summer nights are electrifying and anything goes. Plus people are ready to awaken from their hibernating state and get loose. If you don’t know where to meet someone, literally go anywhere outside—it’s impossible to not meet a guy...or like ten. The beach, backyard barbecues, outdoor concerts, even dive bar patios (#trendy)—all are great places to turn up the heat. Her Campus points out that a single summer doesn’t mean a man-free summer. Au contraire, according to The 5 Best Things about Being Single This Summer, if you’re not tied down to one you can have a good time with many! Just be safe and it’s sure to be a hot one!

Whether you’re taken or single, make this summer one you’ll never forget. If you’re looking to spend your break relaxing with your partner, get things started with a massage gel that doubles as a lubricant. Try new things, inside and outside of the bedroom. One woman who takes that expression to heart is Dr. Kat, resident sexologist at Adam and Eve. Dr. Kat encourages outdoor sex and in this video she shares tips for where and how to do it right. She suggests keeping a blanket on hand in case the opportunity for an impromptu love sesh arises. This brings all new meaning to fun in the sun and is sure to make lasting memories for you and your guy. Hello scandalous!!!!

Even if you have a full-time internship or are taking a few classes over summer session, don’t forget that this could be your last real summer. Do you want to look back twenty years from now and regret? Maybe your summer plans don't involve a dude, but whatever your goals, get out there and get happy! Whether it’s a summer of romance, hook-ups, or reading by the pool, enjoy it.

Single or taken, make it yours mama's!

My boyfriend, the blog

Ever come home from a long day and instantly prop open your computer, launch your internet browser, and type in the phrase "www.YOURBLOGLINKHERE.com"? Ever check, double check, and triple check on your latest published post even though you read through it more than time can count? Chances are - you're dating your blog. Your blog is your boyfriend. And let's face it, if you have a real life boyfriend (excuse me I'm not sure what that even isssssss..), your real life boyfriend becomes a third wheel. 

Remember, I'm not judging. Because I'm basically in a relationship with good ole Sun A. Sinatra - what a handsome man if I do say so myself. Here's why:

I buy things for him. Sponsorships, blog domain, computer programs, iPhone apps. You name it, I spoil it. Sometimes buying things for a blog is better than having an actual boyfriend, because he can't talk back and say he doesn't want it. I think I spend as much money on Sunny A than myself. Ok, who am I kidding I retail therapy as if that was my real life job. I question why it's not. Mr. Actual boyfriend might have to make room for my dude, Mr. Bloggie, whenever he decides to come around. 

I worry/ check up on him a lot. Not enough comments? Let me post that on my social media and while I'm at it tell my friends to check up on him to. Did I spell that right? Are people loving him as much as I do today? I get mad at him. If he (or my internet) decides to start a fight, I may or may not end up in tears. Cooperation is key, learn it brah.

He buys me things. Obviously the guy is supposed to spoil the girl (#princess issues), so I love what he does for me. He's given me the opportunity to make new friends, and receive products to review! He's helped me grow in so many ways, so I think I'll keep him around.

I spend a lot of time with him. He gives me reason (ok dramatic) to take pictures of almost everything and have an excuse to tell my friends. I will spend morning, nights, lunch breaks, and even bathroom breaks (be honest, you've done it) with him. Hello commitment, how are you? He's what I think about in the shower (shhhh), or when I'm driving - figuring out what he will inspire me to do/write next.

I give him social media love.  Over here in our sunshiney relationship, we're all about PDA. He loves when I gloat about him on my instagram, or even when I tweet about what he has to say tomorrow! We share our interests, things he's willing to give away (all about compromise here!), and how much he loves all of my blog friends. *Virtual kisses, for the win!!!!!*

Love/Hate relationship. One second he's the best thing in my life, and the next he's on my nerves and I spend a day trying my best to avoid him at all costs and punch (read: slam my fingers on keyboard angrily) him a few times letting out a good ole I FREAKING HATE YOU sob. But then I'm like, shit, I love him. Why would I ignore him? And he's over there like haha, told you so.

Are you boo-lovin' on your blog like me?

Main Street, U.S.A

Here ye, here ye. Or in todays rap music: Ay bay bay. Regardless, remember me? I had an awesome giveaway live on the blog last week and here I am, a week later, well rested (actually scratch that, I need a mental health day from life), and stressed with the amount of shenanigans I have to put up with in the next 12+ hours. My post is going to be NOWHERE as awesome as Erin's, but I'll try I promise. So while everyone on the east coast was dealing with freezing weather, I was soaking up the sun with Minnie and my homie, Belle.

Unfortunately Mr. Camera decided to either play a solid game of hide and seek (come out already..), or else a angry ogre stole my camera. Good luck with that one considerings it's endless Disney pictures AND MY FACE.

The best:
Park: Hollywood Studios (We went on Monday according to our App)
Show: Beauty and the Beast, clearly / Laugh Room / The Great Movie Ride
Food: The Mickey Ice Cream Sandwiches
Meal in general: Wolfgang Puck (@ Downtown Disney)
Temperature: 86* (why don't I live in Florida?)
Fastpass: Helped beat the crowds A CRAP TON. If you stay at any main Disney Resort, you get to have access to FastPass up to weeks before your arrival!

The worst:
Park with crowds: Magic Kingdom, of course.
Park in general (personal opinion): Animal Kingdom (Never liked it as a kid)
Ride/Attraction: A Bugs Life. As a kid, I went to that show and felt things at my toes and a pinch in my back. I also hateeee insects so this show has never done it for me. I left screaming, just like I did when I was 5.
Food: @ Hotel (we stayed off Disney Property)
Airline: SOUTHWEST. Despite free bags which is great because I pack too much for even a day away from my closet. But the fact you have to standby and check in to reserve your number. Like excuse me let me leave my important meeting because it's 24 hours before my flight and I need to make sure I get a seat. Also my staff was rude. So BYEBYE. Clearly, I left pissed and never wanting to fly them again - but let's be real I probably will.

Misc/Advice:
-Although it may be cheaper to stay off property, you might not want to. We lost a ton of time at the parks because our hotel's bus schedule was the opposite of convienient. I promise you staying on site is much better.

-Every year I go to Universal, not Disney because the fast pass system (If you stay at their hotels you get fast pass for EVERY ride). Disney finally got this system going, but it's frustrating to have to wait in the long line then plan your day out because of the wait times. I was only there for a long weekend so I had a day at each park....didn't get to ride the best stuff (i.e Toy Story Mania) because of wait times!!!!)

-I didn't get the Disney Experience App, however I did get the Disney WaitTimes App. Still not sure how accurate it truly was but it had a 'crowd forecast' to tell us which days to avoid what park and I'm pretty sure it helped me out in the end!

-GET CREPES IN PARIS. GET MANY. And send them to me via mail. Or just come over.

Giveaway with The Atelier Blog

What bloggers do you look up to? A lot of us bloggers aspire to be future Oh Joy!'s, College Prepster's, or Design Darlings. For me? ...It's The Atelier that motivates me. Did I mention she is my big sister? Even if I didn't have the little sister syndrome, I'd probably be creeping extra hard on her artsy instagram's anyway. Watching everything she has done, just always makes me want to try to be more like her. After all, she's my role model. (Even if she did cut my hair with normal scissors when I was only a baby....)

The difference between us is that she actually can paint [like a boss]. She started her own line of stationary, and even has cool new surprises coming out of her shop soon (I mean of course I know all the secrets, but it's because I'm kind of a big deal blood).

The coolest thing about Melissa being an up and coming blogger/designer is that people I am friends with swoon over her products and I'm just like yep, she's my sister. One time I was scrolling through my instagram feed (of course I'm a blogger and follow fashionista bloggers on instagram), and stumbled across a regram of one of my sisters cards. It was my name. I had to take about three double takes before realizing that wasn't my sisters instagram post. So then I proceeded to obnoxiously comment that I was THE Rachel Danielle - a big deal, if I do say so myself.

Did I mention she got to attend NYFW and collaborate with Nicole Miller? Now you see why the admiration is real. Because I'm the best publicist for The Atelier blog, and because she is an awesome sister, she decided to help host a giveaway on Sunshine and Sinatra.

*What is it, the eager blogger says as she starts to plan her staged instagram for when she wins* A set of 8 Mae Print cards (shown below) from her latest collection 'inspired by Paris in the Spring' (We're also obviously sisters because we think a like and are dying to see Paris first hand one day).

-must live in the US to enter-

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Take a boat to the end of the world..

If I could sum up every concert, jam sesh in my car, and doodle...it would all add up to Dave Matthews. If I was to ever get a tattoo, it would be Dave Matthews. If I was to ever black out at a concert it would be Dave Matthews. Dave Matthews jamming is a healthy lifestyle as well as a component to a happy life - even researchers say so. 

Why not brighten up your desk/wall/(bathroom?) with a fire dancer! I'm only charging $5 via paypal or mail - and that includes any size!

What is a 'fire dancer'? Dave himself drew this 'shape' when asked what he saw when he looked out at a crowd -- he saw people letting go, dancing, and enjoying themselves. 

 What's your favorite DMB song/lyric?

Be in the best possible place you can be!

Vest/Heart bangle: ShopLately.com

Watch: Arvowear

Sunnies: Charlotte Russe

Top: TJ Maxx

Jeans: Pacsun

Flats: Target

I've about 2/4th succeeded with fashion posts. Meaning I'm really getting good at bribing my brother to take pictures for my blog, even when he throws a fit about it for twenty minutes and I'm like hi it could be over by now. Things I still need to work on include but not limited to: a good location and sunny weather. I mean my garage is a work of art, I know...

Shoplately.com was awesome enough to provide me with some of their amazing products! While searching, I came across the cutest beanies, coats, and rompers (and we all know how much I love rompers). I ended up going for accessories, because that's something my style needs to do some SERIOUS studying with. So how did I do?

In other news...

Have you read Whit's #ProjectSelfLove posts? They remind me of high school. Meaning, I was in a youth group where almost every damn event (they still do to this day, trust me I help plan them) usually involved some soft Jack Johnson (i.e Banana Pancakes), dimmed lights, candles in the shape of a flower, and a shit ton of markers/sharpies/writing shenanigans that float your boat. Usually it would range from writing on mirrors, paper crowns, and candle holders. We would write our own flaws on them (that could be washed/taken away) and then pass around in a circle, each girl one by one writing about what positive attributes were in each girl. Many of us would take it seriously and not just write the generic pretty, happy, fun, loving and would expand on that. Some of us, depending on the person would write our inside jokes involving hot guys, the time we were asking random guys at the beach for their numbers, and other things that just never made sense but only to you two. You know what I mean? So as we were passing our item of such around, we were either too caught up in writing to our best friends that we love her, or worrying (if were new to the group) what people will say about us. Granted no one has the guts to write mean things since it's all about loving - but its also we are always worried about how others will perceive us.

But I really think it matters who you are around, when you look at you. When I'm with a group of friends, I can be loud. I don't mind at all being the leader of the group, making decisions and making people laugh. When I meet a guys friends for the first time? Chances are I'll feel insecure, which leads to them judging me more (which is a shame and why he has gone by by anyway). I was worried the people he was close with would think I'm weird for not talking, and it turns out, he was just as worried which made it SO much worse. I knew he was worried and I didn't feel like I was up to par with his standards. I was insecure because I didn't feel cool/"good" enough. But what does that even mean? 

At school this semester, I keep to myself. I truly put on my Jewish American Princess (Jappy) persona and think I'm better than everyone at my community college. I'm only there to learn and leave to come home and take care of my own life that doesn't involve making fun of others in class like most people still somehow do. I was partnered up with a girl in my sociology class and the question was how do our school mates perceive us? She told me I was quiet, thus making me insecure, again. I mean, I know I'm quiet you truly don't have to tell me but thats not who I am when I am me. When I'm in my zone.

When I'm in my zone, I can make anybody laugh, feel confident (usually because of what I'm wearing), and just have a blast, and frankly, thats the life I always want to live - A happy one!

Feeling down about yourself? Put on your hottest outfit (no judgement if it includes scandalous things), do your hair, and take some selfies because DAMN MA YOU LOOK GOOD. 

Be in your zone - it's the best place you can be! 

I was compensated for this post, however all opinions of Shoplately.com are my own.

Ish Bloggers Say | +giveaway

"If you take pictures for my blog, I'll pay you/bribe you with food...PLEASE?!"

"Did you see ___'s post today?"

"Hold on, can I stop and take a picture of this? *puts a filter on in (preferably one from afterlight, then immediately uploads it to instagram*"

(texts blog friends): "What do you think about this idea for tomorrows post?"

"SOMEONE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT I SHOULD POST ABOUT TOMORROW"

"Now before I go do real people things, I need to make sure I tweet/facebook post and insta about my latest blog post"

"Ummm. I hope people actually read this even if I don't feel like posting a picture.."

sometimes referring to your blog friends by their blog name (i.e Monogram Meredith)

(on twitter): "Make sure to check out __'s post today - so relatable!"

"Picmonkey, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me..so thanks."

"Hey waiter, I'll have one of whatever is the prettiest to instagram, obv." Ok, so I don't do that.

"Hey would you mind taking a picture of my outfit with this pretty landscape in the background? Do it for the 'gram, of course.."

"Sure self, I'll go on a bad date just to have a kickass thing to blog about tomorrow"Ok, so def just me..

"BLOGVACATION? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wine is what makes the world go 'round"

"Passionfruits is my dude."

"#fblogger #bloggerproblems"

"How do I get more followers? I mean I blog for me and all, but I want more followers."

"Hey can you tell me if the picture is centered on my blog?"

*finds blogger in your area* "HELLO LET'S BLATE!!!!!!"

"Can I have a baby for the purpose of being a mom blogger"

"Lists are always a good idea"

"Can I drop out of school/work and just become a full time blogger? Please and thanks."

"Starbs, please. *instagrams it*"

"Did you enter that giveaway? I mean, I hope I win..#Sorrynotsorry"

I mean, so you're a blogger - the question is WHY WOULDN'T YOU ENTER A GIVEAWAY TO STARBUCKS FOR $50!?! (c/o The Rachel Way)

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Things Every Girl in Her Early 20's Should Know

To start off my day (besides drinking iced water, doing 100 sit ups and eating peanut butter out of the jar), I found this article --> 8 Things Every Girl in Her Early 20's Should Know. Well here's what I have to add:

1. Eat Pizza Lunchables daily. IT'S OK. Just because people might judge you in the check out line with a pizza lunchable in hand, DOES NOT mean you should put it back or feel insecure for your decisions. Make sure to get the one that INCLUDES the capri sun. Also, you are benefiting monsieur wallet because one of these beautiful creations are cheaper than your greasy Chickfila (I still love you..).

2. Just because over half of gen-Y is a comm major does not mean you need to be attached to your phone. I'm not saying being a comm major is a bad thing BECAUSE IT IS NOT. It's actually the greatest because no math OR science is involved (#creativemindsolutions). Yet we find ourselves constantly attached to our phone for our jobs/internships making sure we tweet the latest news article, share our outfit of the day, or update our Facebook status in hopes people will care and actually come out to the local networking event courtesy of your PR job. Let go of your phone for a minute. Or like, an hour - I think you'll and the rest of the world will live. You are also saving your eyes, a little bit...

3. Even if your job doesn't allow it, sometimes a Mental Health day will help you. If you use that day to go get the newest Porter mag or search the racks for $3 graphic tanks (you too?), or even just to binge watch One Tree Hill all day in bed while eating cookie dough, go for it. We all need that type of day sometime to bring us back to reality and see what goes on at TJ Maxx at 11AM when it's infested with moms dragging their toddlers. Or just go sit at a park, look for potential guys to take you to dinners, and eat your chickfila number 3 meal. Chickfila really does solve a ton of problems

4. Etsy is dangerous. If you're on your no spend month (ok, I've never been able to do that), don't go on etsy. Although it looks bright and fluffy and the fact you can get the CELFIÈ shirt for $20+ cheaper, say no. The fact that you can get great products for less - your bank account will be whining. Soon following, you will be too.

5. Work out. Of course, I am NOT the person to stop you from downing your chicfila/wawa/burritos galore shenanigans because that would be down right hypocritical. But one day it's going to creep on my canoli and cupcake loving bottom. What do I do? When starting my day, I decide to do 100 crunches a day...and have (read: on and off) since last Wednesday. Pin a rose on my nose.

6. Watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. You'll learn a thing or two about life.

Your Body Is a Wonderland

Because nothing says HAPPY TUESDAY like some good ole Dear Diary type 'a post. 

There is a boy. No nothing serious I swear on my entire life and a half. Ever seen friends with benefits? They get together, play tennis (not really), are similar, hang out because they are similar, and eventually fall in love. So I have someone like that....minus the eventual falling in love. 

Well that's the part I've been trying to figure out FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. Luckily enough, despite our growing up, he's always been a constant thing in my life. Maybe I've just been a typical girl person who craves his attention because it makes me feel like a VIP, but strip down his flirty with every girl ego, I'm probably one of the few that know him best. We've even helped each other with relationship problems, he's helped me study(...), and my mom somehow always loved him. Perfecto, si?

My sweet 16 was Gatsby themed, can't you tell?

No. No no no no no. 

I hate that he's older than me  because obvi like every other guy, he's more immature than a boy in healthy class squirming and hiding in his giggles about those damn puberty documentaries from the 70's.  We talk, and can talk for hours, but about what? Er, usually nothing. And about friends with benefits because we watched it together (cliché move girl!!), and it's us. 

Another thing is, I think he's great and there are days I want to be like ok so when are you going to date me (but they really only happen when I realize that my single days are a struggle), and then I realize he is not the one. I don't see him being my boyfriend - supporting my decisions, which is #1 on my list besides make me smile and not meeting him on tinder. How can you be with someone who doesn't support you and your goals? YA CAN'T. I'm not saying he really can't, I guess I just don't see it happening with him because at the end of the day, thats what matters most to me.

Here's to figuring out whatever the frig the future holds. 

Bottoms up. Capri suns only.

What's your #1 must have in your partner? If they didn't have it, would you still be willing to try?

Progressively becoming a fashion blogger

Hat: H&M

Glasses: Charlotte Russe

Sweater: TJ Maxx

Tank: Ross

Jeans: PacSun

Shoes: Timberland

So I channeled my inner Meagan with my outfit. I also had my brother volunteer (kidding, clearly had to bribe. With food) to take pictures for me for once.....I guess he was in a good mood because usually it's a no (even if I do bribe him with food).  I was feeling trendy, found that hat in H&M on a fateful day and fell in love. FYI: I've never loved hats in my life until this year...beanies, baseball hats, and now this thingy. I don't even know what I'm supposed to call it.

Now what do fashion bloggers say at the end of their outfit posts if they don't have another thing to talk about?

Tune in next time!!!!!!!

I'm ready to be a fashion blogger, mom!!! Look out.

Kyouremean Kardashian

Let it go, let it go can't hold back anymore...Er eff that. Never seen frozen.

Only know you love her when you let her go...Not the mood I'm going for...

Click play and jam. I'm waiting for you to break out a little body rollin'. Dance as if noone is watching, duh.

So here I am, a wednesday rant, if you will.

1. Boyfriend Epidemic: While we all love being in love and when were not, were bitter as shit to our wifed up instagram posting cuddling besties, here's something I just don't understand...even moreso than the male genders brain makeup. Friend Khloe Kardash started dating Lamar (which was great, everyone was so happy for her) yet, she started to ignore Kim and Khloe (literally Khloe you're being like so rude). Kim and Khloe went on with their daily lives (i.e shopping, tanning, complaining to mom, photoshoots, ya know casual shit), and started to not think twice of Khloe because she was so wrapped up in posting status update after status update: "Love my Lamar....forever and ever!!!!" Finally, Khloe got some sense knocked up in her somehow and she cut the cord. THERE IS A GD. Great...fabulous...sassy...fierce...you go mama! Being that Khloe didn't have her boo thang attached at the hip anymore, she had to depend on her own happiness to get by. And by her own happiness? It lead to clinging on to her sweet sisters again.

The moral of the story is...where were you when I needed you? It makes me upset that while in a relationship [some] people just decide it's 'okay' to ignore their friends and once they get out of the blur they expect everything how it was? It's like eating one of the two recees in the pack and saving the second one for a later rainy day just because you knew it was/would still there...even though you piled it under stacks of work, cosmo mags, and some hair brushes.

2. Passionfruit ads are now a thing for my sponsors!! Put on your favorite Frank tune and lets get this party going. If that's not convincing enough: take your car out for a spin/walk down the city street with "Fly Me To The Moon" on the loudest number possible. Are ya happy? Did I convince you yet? Gooooooooood.

3. I'm just confused, but fyi -- it's 2014. Bullying has been happening for ages but was really never a "big problem" until the age of social media/internet. Damn ya, millenials. We see it on the news, on our Facebook feeds, hear from friends, that kids are still being bullied. My question is WHY WHY WHY. I know the statistic is pretty high for being bullied. I mean I was, you could have been too. It's (sadly) not uncommon. Again, I understand that kids grow up in bad living environments/situations which cause them to act out not at home for anger/attention purposes but to bring another kid down? Not flipping cool in my book. Do they realize that these kids come home crying every day, sometimes even to the point of depression and suicide? Why don't middle-schoolers realize the reason that someone ended their life was simply because they [the bully]  at school made them very upset and angry? It's not like they've never ever heard of it happening before. Ignorant Isaacs.

4. Because I hate odd numbers.
+I'm going to Disney soon!!!!
+I need to clean my closet because I'm not sure about half the clothes I own even exist
+I think warm weather should come soon. After all my good pal, Day light savings is coming over next week!
+Must.Finish.One.Tree.Hill.


Let's get back to basics tomorrow, cyaaaaaaa

Murder, She wrote

Not like the "oops I did it again" way like Brit. More like a dramatic teenage girl who just got dumped by her boyfriend of one week [who also bought her a teddy bear, gave her some shirts and shit]. Said dramatic girl decided to gather up her closest of friends to take pictures and learn the art behind setting things on fire. Don't do this when your parents are home, kids.

Yuck, chivalry at its finest. 

Between all the viral articles about chivalry, swapping spit on first dates (ok or not?), and the Aretha Franklin (R E S P E C T),  Gen Y-ers consider the internet their bible. I personally feel bad for Adam and Eve not having these listicles guides.

Recently, Sunshiney Rach Sally, found herself out with chivalrous chad. Not to be confused with Chad Michael Murray (that only happens in her dreams...), and here's what happened:

1. "Should I come to your door when I pick you up?", he said. 
Way back when (not since cell phones, snapchat, and GPS have been things), it was pretty much a science that parents would meet said guy before heading to a night at the club opera and four course dinner date. Sally was stunned that he even began to ask that. Like no, you may not come to my door have a percent chance of meeting my friends and family and thus begin embarrassment for days. Now we just worry about making sure we can bring home to the rents after the first few dates. Sally told him to just text her when he's there and wait in the car.

2. Sally and Chad walk up the door. Chad makes sure he gets ahead of her to open the door.
She thinks to herself wow, how gentlemanly of him. But really she's a 20 something, she's learned how to hold doors open for herself since the day she walked (or learned she had arm strength to pull doors). The only viable reason she thinks he should hold the door for her is he can contract the germs, not her.

3. "What time do you need to be home by?"
I mean he was asking because he cared and had no interest in sneaking her off into his van and/or off into the sunset in his pretty leather car. He also asked multiple times, to make sure they were okay on time. Like damn, I'll get home when I get home. And with that, YOLO, said Sally.

4. "Would you want to come to my grandma's with me for dinner tonight?" answers call from mom, "Yeah Mom, I'm still with Sally"
Sally told her parents she went out with a friend that day, not the fact she went out with a guy. LET ALONE MEETING FROM A SOCIAL MEDIA/DATING SITE cough cough Tind, obvi cough cough. Yet his parents knew who SHE was. She had a name to them. Shits getting real, she obvi looks for the closest cliff to jump off of/cab to get into. Sally thinks he was kidding about dinner at grandmas but I mean, chivalry is weird so she was instantly like oh hey you're too much of a nice guy no interest you can go shave your back now BYE.


5. Did she mention he didn't try to kiss her on the first date?
And she was like um excuse me hi what.......Welp I guess thats what Gen Y ladies think of. We all want some boo-lovin', if I'm honest.

There you have it. She killed the chivalry and all she really wanted was the bad boy who doesn't send 'Good Morning' texts and wears nothing but the frattiest of clothing.
Ugh.