Ever come home from a long day and instantly prop open your computer, launch your internet browser, and type in the phrase "www.YOURBLOGLINKHERE.com"? Ever check, double check, and triple check on your latest published post even though you read through it more than time can count? Chances are - you're dating your blog. Your blog is your boyfriend. And let's face it, if you have a real life boyfriend (excuse me I'm not sure what that even isssssss..), your real life boyfriend becomes a third wheel.
Remember, I'm not judging. Because I'm basically in a relationship with good ole Sun A. Sinatra - what a handsome man if I do say so myself. Here's why:
I buy things for him. Sponsorships, blog domain, computer programs, iPhone apps. You name it, I spoil it. Sometimes buying things for a blog is better than having an actual boyfriend, because he can't talk back and say he doesn't want it. I think I spend as much money on Sunny A than myself. Ok, who am I kidding I retail therapy as if that was my real life job. I question why it's not. Mr. Actual boyfriend might have to make room for my dude, Mr. Bloggie, whenever he decides to come around.
I worry/ check up on him a lot. Not enough comments? Let me post that on my social media and while I'm at it tell my friends to check up on him to. Did I spell that right? Are people loving him as much as I do today? I get mad at him. If he (or my internet) decides to start a fight, I may or may not end up in tears. Cooperation is key, learn it brah.
He buys me things. Obviously the guy is supposed to spoil the girl (#princess issues), so I love what he does for me. He's given me the opportunity to make new friends, and receive products to review! He's helped me grow in so many ways, so I think I'll keep him around.
I give him social media love. Over here in our sunshiney relationship, we're all about PDA. He loves when I gloat about him on my instagram, or even when I tweet about what he has to say tomorrow! We share our interests, things he's willing to give away (all about compromise here!), and how much he loves all of my blog friends. *Virtual kisses, for the win!!!!!*
Love/Hate relationship. One second he's the best thing in my life, and the next he's on my nerves and I spend a day trying my best to avoid him at all costs and punch (read: slam my fingers on keyboard angrily) him a few times letting out a good ole I FREAKING HATE YOU sob. But then I'm like, shit, I love him. Why would I ignore him? And he's over there like haha, told you so.
Are you boo-lovin' on your blog like me?
This is hilarious. And all undeniably true!
ReplyDeleteLegit RETWEET to this whole post. It's so accurate!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, so true! At least your blog can't be a total jerk, it might piss you off but it will never stand you up or cheat on you. :)
ReplyDeleteMy life..and my real boyfriend is the third wheel!
ReplyDeleteI just realized that I have to tell my husband that I'm cheating on him with my blog. That'll be an interesting conversation.
ReplyDeleteThis is so accurate its scary :P
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh so much! Amazing! Best post I'v read today haha xo
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny. My boyfriend has made the comment 'shall we stop using the blog word for the next hour'. Whoops! x
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS PERFECT. And yes, it is. Because I went out on a date and the first thing I wanted to do was blog about it. Problem? Eh.
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This is so accurate! I even spend class time on him! Lol
ReplyDeletethis is pretty much my life. blog lovin <3
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is oh-so-true. I spend a lot of time with my blog.... like, a LOT! We're getting pretty serious ;)
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