She's beauty and she's grace...she's....

Miss Selfie States! Go with me, here. When you give a blogger a giveaway, she'll go crazy. When you give a girl with an internship a project that her face is on the campaign of, she'll be buck wild ecstatic about it. So that's where you come in.

Do you see little Miss selfie pants up there? Familiar face, right? That is moi. I intern for the amazing www.thepageantguy.com where I work on projects, like these, as well as come up with ideas, promote, and have the time of my life.

If you could share this with your friends who are pageant stars to be, titleholders, or yourself, the future Miss insert title here. Get out of bed/stop drinking coffee (kidding - just multitask), put on some make up (if not, filters are fun thats what I do) and get to posting!

It would mean the woooorld to me if you could help spread the word so hopefully one day I can land my dream job!

And for a bit of embarrassment for myself...when my mom signed me up to compete in my first pageant and I had braces and NO clue of anything going on. Safe to say it changed my life for the better.

Pageant girl out.

#sundayfunday&pageantprobs

Hey you crazy kids. The fact that I'm deciding to write a post today is beyond me. My zainy-brainy is making me either want to rant (about goods AND bads) of yesterdays Miss New Jersey Pageant, or just not post anything at all. Sleep needs to be my friend right about now. Same with my bed, not trying to break up any time soon. So bed, let's get close and comfy!

I thought I'd be meeting my role model yesterday but turns out she had to fly back to Cali from Toronto. Like, no sorry you can't. I NEED TO MEET YOU. But my handy-dandy-phone case, didn't let me down ;) I had people telling me they were texting Alyssa telling her I said hi. LIKE. JEALOUS. I even told a past titleholder that I'm not too sure why she told me that because I want to take her phone and snatch Alyssa's numbaaaaa. Come on now, don't tease me yo.

You know how I LOVE being short because most guys are taller than me and it's great because hey who doesn't love short girls? Well, I LOVE being short until I get to a pageant and stand next to girls that are like 6 foot. Excuse me but what type of cereal did YOU eat as a child?

Emily Shah (18) getting crowned Miss New Jersey USA 2014

My beautiful tall friend who made top 16!

The new Miss New Jersey Teen USA 2014 :-)

If your JUST tuning into my blog, welcome to the world of pageants. If you are an avid follower..thanks for waiting to unfriend/unfollow me on social media. You're the ish. 

Shiny teeth & me!

Hey all you cartoon lovers. Don't say you weren't intrigued by the fact that you recognized the title of my post. And the video? COME ON. Ya'll have at least heard of The Fairly Odd Parents. Um. the name never really ever hit me until now. Psh, weirdos. 
Being a member of influenster (if you are not, I recommend you sign up! You get awesome products if you qualify!), I was chosen to be able to test out colgate products. The only previous experience of using their products was just the toothpaste, which I totally love the taste of. Yeaaaah, I am a judgemental mess about toothpastes. Strawberry/bubblegum? Yeah that's guaranteed to make some icky breath instantly. I guess thats why kiddies use it. 

For real though. I've always been self conscious of my smile. I had braces for eight years of my life. I mean you can rub your eyes if you don't think you read it correctly but ya did. My parents are thankful that my brothers crazy mess of teeth turned out to be pin-straight. Ugh, envy him. 

Ultimately, my teeth have come out FAB. However, I'm always up for looking for products that make me feel confident about my off-white teethies. Influenster provided me with a new toothbrush, mouth wash, and sample tooth paste.

I freaking adore the toothbrush. It just replaced my cute pink one. I love the blueish color first off (color of my bedding at school), but I do not even say you should hesitate when you see it in stores. I know its 4.25 but its probably a really solid buy. I was like whatever. I don't think this is going to blow my mind. But oh golly was I wrong....I tried to think of a comparison to the softness but all I thought was butter. It's obviously not gross. It's just so soft that people probs stared me down considering I kept wanting to brush. And the toothpaste taste? As always. Minty-yummy-toothpastey-fresh. Never ever will think differently of that one. (I usually switch between Crest and Colgate).

So I usually forget to use mouthwash, sorry to disappoint. Erg now I feel awkward because I hope you don't judge me for it and now think whenever we meet I have icky breath. I don't get how people can be dentists. Ya know getting icky-shiz out of your gums? Stomach in knots thinking about it as we speak. The flavor was peppermint-blast and I really enjoyed the time we spent together. All 30 seconds. We basically shared a strong irreplaceable bond and will stay this way until he is finito. 

I mean whats better than a post shower brushing your teeth selfie? yeaaaaaa not much. 

Alright except for peanut butter. and resting. and catching up on tv shows. 

Chip Skylark out.

I received these products complimentary from Influenster for testing purposes.

MUO, #hireme please!

MUO as in Miss Universe Organization. My dream job is to be be a publicist for the organization, so what am I gonna do? Keep on truckin'. But I would honestly love any job in any pageant system. That would be the ultimate dream come true for me. 

Hopefully you avoided my tweets on friday/saturday night, but it was the 2013 Miss Teen USA pageant. 

I was 10 for 16 on the top 16 and 3 out of 5 on the bottom five.

So why am I not getting hired somewhere yet?

Also my tweets? I'd like to think I'm pretty funny.

The winner?

Cassidy Wolf Miss California Teen USA 2013

Favorite Gowns:

My absolute favorite dress, South Dakota

Favorite Swimsuit:

Maine - South Carolina - Ohio - New Jersey

Raise your hand if you've learned more about pageants from reading my blog because otherwise you'd be clueless!

*All photos courtesy of  Pageant Update*