"If you take pictures for my blog, I'll pay you/bribe you with food...PLEASE?!"
"Did you see ___'s post today?"
"Hold on, can I stop and take a picture of this? *puts a filter on in (preferably one from afterlight, then immediately uploads it to instagram*"
(texts blog friends): "What do you think about this idea for tomorrows post?"
"SOMEONE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT I SHOULD POST ABOUT TOMORROW"
"Now before I go do real people things, I need to make sure I tweet/facebook post and insta about my latest blog post"
"Ummm. I hope people actually read this even if I don't feel like posting a picture.."
sometimes referring to your blog friends by their blog name (i.e Monogram Meredith)
(on twitter): "Make sure to check out __'s post today - so relatable!"
"Picmonkey, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me..so thanks."
"Hey waiter, I'll have one of whatever is the prettiest to instagram, obv." Ok, so I don't do that.
"Hey would you mind taking a picture of my outfit with this pretty landscape in the background? Do it for the 'gram, of course.."
"Sure self, I'll go on a bad date just to have a kickass thing to blog about tomorrow"Ok, so def just me..
"BLOGVACATION? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wine is what makes the world go 'round"
"Passionfruits is my dude."
"#fblogger #bloggerproblems"
"How do I get more followers? I mean I blog for me and all, but I want more followers."
"Hey can you tell me if the picture is centered on my blog?"
*finds blogger in your area* "HELLO LET'S BLATE!!!!!!"
"Can I have a baby for the purpose of being a mom blogger"
"Lists are always a good idea"
"Can I drop out of school/work and just become a full time blogger? Please and thanks."
"Starbs, please. *instagrams it*"
"Did you enter that giveaway? I mean, I hope I win..#Sorrynotsorry"
I mean, so you're a blogger - the question is WHY WOULDN'T YOU ENTER A GIVEAWAY TO STARBUCKS FOR $50!?! (c/o The Rachel Way)
