Let it go, let it go can't hold back anymore...Er eff that. Never seen frozen.
Only know you love her when you let her go...Not the mood I'm going for...
Click play and jam. I'm waiting for you to break out a little body rollin'. Dance as if noone is watching, duh.
So here I am, a wednesday rant, if you will.
1. Boyfriend Epidemic: While we all love being in love and when were not, were bitter as shit to our wifed up instagram posting cuddling besties, here's something I just don't understand...even moreso than the male genders brain makeup. Friend Khloe Kardash started dating Lamar (which was great, everyone was so happy for her) yet, she started to ignore Kim and Khloe (literally Khloe you're being like so rude). Kim and Khloe went on with their daily lives (i.e shopping, tanning, complaining to mom, photoshoots, ya know casual shit), and started to not think twice of Khloe because she was so wrapped up in posting status update after status update: "Love my Lamar....forever and ever!!!!" Finally, Khloe got some sense knocked up in her somehow and she cut the cord. THERE IS A GD. Great...fabulous...sassy...fierce...you go mama! Being that Khloe didn't have her boo thang attached at the hip anymore, she had to depend on her own happiness to get by. And by her own happiness? It lead to clinging on to her sweet sisters again.
The moral of the story is...where were you when I needed you? It makes me upset that while in a relationship [some] people just decide it's 'okay' to ignore their friends and once they get out of the blur they expect everything how it was? It's like eating one of the two recees in the pack and saving the second one for a later rainy day just because you knew it was/would still there...even though you piled it under stacks of work, cosmo mags, and some hair brushes.
2. Passionfruit ads are now a thing for my sponsors!! Put on your favorite Frank tune and lets get this party going. If that's not convincing enough: take your car out for a spin/walk down the city street with "Fly Me To The Moon" on the loudest number possible. Are ya happy? Did I convince you yet? Gooooooooood.
3. I'm just confused, but fyi -- it's 2014. Bullying has been happening for ages but was really never a "big problem" until the age of social media/internet. Damn ya, millenials. We see it on the news, on our Facebook feeds, hear from friends, that kids are still being bullied. My question is WHY WHY WHY. I know the statistic is pretty high for being bullied. I mean I was, you could have been too. It's (sadly) not uncommon. Again, I understand that kids grow up in bad living environments/situations which cause them to act out not at home for anger/attention purposes but to bring another kid down? Not flipping cool in my book. Do they realize that these kids come home crying every day, sometimes even to the point of depression and suicide? Why don't middle-schoolers realize the reason that someone ended their life was simply because they [the bully] at school made them very upset and angry? It's not like they've never ever heard of it happening before. Ignorant Isaacs.
4. Because I hate odd numbers.
+I'm going to Disney soon!!!!
+I need to clean my closet because I'm not sure about half the clothes I own even exist
+I think warm weather should come soon. After all my good pal, Day light savings is coming over next week!
+Must.Finish.One.Tree.Hill.
Can I get a special blogger award for blogging while on vacation? See, I wasn't going to but then I found out that today's post wasn't going to work for well...today. So I made another that I wasn't planning on doing until after I got home - but this one makes me so excited! I loveeeee nothing more than some stylist bracelets. (Alright, sue me, couldn't think of anything more exciting for an intro for a post about my fave go-to bracelets to add some pizzazz for my outfits.) True story I originally spelled 'Pizazz' 'pizza' when trying to spell it out. I hate pizza. Tired? Yes. Don't judge.
Don't mind my uber hair blonde arms. Heyyyyy how ya dern'.
Alex and Ani bracelets are the shiz. Check out my post about the best friend and crown (#1&3) here. Affordable AND cute bracelets....buy some for ya friends. or ya self. I know a girl who has 10. And wears them constantly. Now, that's a bit much. I also hope she doesn't somehow find my blog post about Alex and Ani because she is cleaaaarly OBSESSED. Lowest priced bracelets start at $34! Get to it!
Now call me crazy because I don't have charms on my pandora (#2), but I love the simple chain look! Granted these are on the more expensive side, esp. if you get all dem charms! It does look pretty classy (with a C. You know it's fake classy when you say Klassy with a K...right?)...like something my mom would wear. Which is strange that I would like that, but my moms a pretty trendy lady. Gotta Admit.
99.99% of you haven't heard of Joyce Leslie (#4), I'm guessing! It's a cheapo-ghetto store (like wet seal, but better). I enjoy browsing around the store and getting greeted by the random asian man at the front of the store. Except I do hate when I feel awkwardly guilty like I'm going to do something bad and he walks around the store to check on me. HE DOESN'T EVEN GO SHOP HERE! But for a cute lil' crop top/colorful shorts/last minute shopping for a part-ay -- this store is a-okay. Anywho, as I was checking out I found some big 'pearl' earrings. spot on! because that is just what I was looking for. As I was completing my slow maze around the jewelry area, I discovered this cute yet weapon looking bracelet. It was $7.99 which can be considered cheap for the way it looks (not falling apart or anything) yet I'm broke and $7.99 is a loooooot for a bracelet that can potentially stab someones eye out. Don't worry I'll keep it away from everyones faces. Not sure why it would be in your face, though.
I'm not funny, I swear, I just like to ramble about complete nonsense.
Are there any bracelets that you love to sport?!
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Also, screw passionfruit (sorry - cute name though!!! reminds me of summer/happiness/yummy-ness)..
Aka a post dedicated to ranting on all the things that bug me.
Sorry for saying dawg, yo.
Danggit.
1. In the year 2013, still wishing people Happy Birthday via facebook. I was scrolling through my facebook when I realized I needed to wish a HBD to A, B, C, and D. I am biffles with B so of course I send my love. A....I went to middle school with and haven't seen in years. C....is a random person I enjoy stalking because she was a teen mom (no not on the TV show. Yes, I'm a bad person) so maybe I'll keep you, and D is my ex boyfriend from the 9th grade. Survey says....I think it's safe to start deleting people on their birthday. Happy birthday to you, sucker.
2. No-reply bloggers. I think everrrrrrry blogger can relate with this one. Unsure if you are one of these lil' boogers? Read over Jenni's post from Story of My Life. Then the world will be a better place
3. Proving I'm not a robot. Aka, CAPTCHA. Aka no. Soooo many people have these on their blogs but why! It's such a pain because I get very excited to post my extatic comment and then it's like ohh hey enter words and numbers that make no sense and this is how we will prove you're not a mechanical thingy-magig (if that's even spelled right).
4. Posers. See I thought this was a thing of the past. Say....like middle/beginning of high school. Especially being a poser about things I love...like Frank Sinatra, other musical whoa-ers, etc. You can't just post Dave Matthews lyrics and hashtag every word relating to them and expect to become the number one fan. Especially with pageants. Sorry but no, you do not know more than I do. Unless you've competed/ know someone that has. Or are Mr. Trump of course. Psh, Phony.
5. When real life friends and family alike find out about my blog. It's so good to know that I'm totally not alone about this, though, because I thought I was. Until reading Helene's post, I didn't realize that bloggers I look up to keep it a secret! Or try. And when the cat spills the beans. You want to run and hide, just like Lizzie's animated twin. If ya know what I mean.
