That infinity stuff you love birds talk about

How do you know when it's forever with Mr. boyfriend? No seriously, just wondering.

Is it when you can stay in bed all day, cuddle, and watch massive amounts of netflix until beyond the point of your eyes hurting? (Who says you can't do that alone? Asking for my good friend, of course.)

Or how about when you can open up to someone that you are a blogger. And they admire you and think you are so cool and they respect the fact that you open up to complete strangers (but secretly think what is my woman doing, talking to random women gossiping about their guy and lady problems via the world wide web?).

What about when they put you (sometimes) before themselves. Sure babe, I want to watch your favorite movie...or  Of course sweetie, I want to go out and pick up your favorite food when your feeling down. *I mean I'm down to have a boyfriend to bring me endless burritos. So random dude that finds my blog..if you even exist. Remember that. Just make sure you are not a creep and I can do a background check on you. Thankies.*

How about the beau that gets you your fun feminine products? Um yes you better. No question to that one. Be a man about it. We deal with days of pain (and months when preggo) the least you could do is buy us our weird lady diapers and products. Chocolate? It's a plus. Learn it and love it.

To the guy that kills spiders/insects/anything creepy and crawly, you are a forever dude. Love at first kill. That's a thing, right? Just make sure you are easily reachable at all times.

The dude that gives you a knife to protect yourself when he's not around. Ok no, you are just dumb and over protective and creepy and why are you giving me a knife? JUST NO. (read: this has never happened to me. thank gosh. long story.)

Lastly, a man that can beat your candy crush levels for you is a man who can get through anything. Alrighttttt highly debatable. But who doesn't love nice gestures of love?

So what do you think, how do you know when he's the forever and ever, can't eat/can't sleep, I want to instagram and tweet about how much I adore you everyday dude? Let me know.

Or don't. I'll probably just continue to read your blog page on how you met the one. And be a hopeful romantic. And eat a lot of popcorn. Happy single girl friday to me!

What says Single better than songs you can sing your heart out to? Thanks J.D.
Linking up with my spirit animal, Whit!