M.I.A, and some favies of mine

psh. please don't tell me you've never heard anyone abbreviate some words to make them sound like a total girl (read: totes, legit, fabbyfab, ya get the point). Hi! After some roadblocks and by roadblocks I mean brain farts for blogging, and a busy week, I am ready to relax.

1. beach day: got so lucky! Didn't read past page 8, but it will become my summer read!

2. twins: what do you think? (we're not actually related...)

3. change: of hair color as usual. You can't tell but it has a super red tint to it which is odd because the box said dark brown. yooooooou liaaaaaar!

see what i've been checkin' out this past week:

-Miss USA for PETA. they're all just really great people, and I think if you don't appreciate animals, you need to look more into this and STOP wearing animals!

-Wanna go to Disney? Me too. 

-Old school Fall Out Boy. YEEEEES. cue my weird scene wanna be days

-Best vines. Wasted away a good hour watching these. Sadly, some of them are hilarious too!

-I've been eating cowtales (super yum) and craving some chocolate covered gummy bears (a must have)!

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My butt will be glued to the couch for ever on sunday. Miss USA. 9PM. Be there. or be me, and wish you were there. 

@MindyKaling

If you are as much of a Mindy Kaling fan as I am....meaning you religiously watch The Mindy Project, occasional episodes of The Office, that means you were able to finish her overly hilarious book in a few short days. I couldn't help to read the book and have a voiceover in my head of her reading it.

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If you haven't had the chance to read it yet....I'll give you a sneak peak with some of my favorite excerpts from the book!

1.  [about Pierce Brosnan]: "He is manly and glistening, and I remember this one point very clearly: he has a thick swatch of chest hair. It was a minor sexual awakening. During Mrs. Doubtfire. Not a move often cited for its idealized depiction of traditional masculinity."

2. "Nothing says impenetrability and closeness like a silk-screened T-shirt with an acronym most people don't understand." 

3. "It's the same mysterious and powerful hatred that reared its head later in life for other things, like hiking, orientation games, and having to watch any kind of pageant whatsoever."

4. [About Jewish mothers]: "Hey look. I know you talk to your mom twice a day on the phone, and I talk to my mom only once a day. That doesn't mean your mom beats my mom. Also, I know your mom is an amazing cook. I feel like you think my mom cooked us Hamburger Helper growing up."

5. "A charismatic and almost incomprehensible Frence stylist took me to a trailer filled with gowns. It was like walking through Saddam Hussein's niece's closet. Organza, tulle, silk filled the trailer from floor to ceiling; rhinestones and feathers were everywhere."

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Amazon and Barnes & Noble

Xox.

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