Horrorscope

Morning routine goes as follows: wake up courtesy of Mr. Sunshine aka bright lights, lay in bed until the last minute possible by sitting on twitter, instagram, Facebook, vine, timehop, and every other social media thing out there. Oh, and I check my horoscope. Repeat. Every day.

I'm thankful for the days I forget to check out how Leo the Lion is doing. Why, you ask? Oh you know, I just causally FREAK OUT about my horoscope. When I read it in the morning, aka most days, I read yesterdays and todays. I think about how what I have planned that day will somehow relate to my horoscope - and sadly, most days, it does.

I then begin to worry that if its a bad horoscope, I try to plan ways to get around what they are saying to have a better day. It's pretty sad, if I do say so myself. I sometimes let these stupid assumptions get to me.

LIKE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN LIFE ARE ALSO LEO'S?

Sure we might share similar qualities but just because Barack Obama (#birthdaytwinz) is having a really great day and everything in obamacare and stuff I don't understand (sorry I really don't keep up or choose to), doesn't mean my day will be great too, and vice versa. I then sit there and laugh and realize that I should probably keep trucking. Excuse me but how do these astrologers and people alike figure this shenans out? Do they talk to Gd? Or the holy spirits above? I honestly am confuzzled.


Thus, gone are the days of reading this app...one less thing to check off my morning wakeup routine!

Does reading your horoscope freak you out? Do you follow it regularly?