You know how throughout your education you always had to pick out the
symbolism from said books you were assigned to read yet you just sparknoted it anyway? Like that time you had to figure out why Hester Prynne is such a slut and wears an A on her chest. Why does she wear an A on her chest? To make her stand out because she is such a slore-bucket.
Earmuffs Mom, sorry.
Last night, I had the greatest revelation that I wanted to expunge of everything about my ex-y poo.
Buried in between my thousands of tweets of
KiddyCup and- Well damn, that's basically all I tweet about. I'm one of those girls..shit. But in the midst of all of the giggle shenans, I had the guts to do this.
See so here is real life
symbolism for all you english lovin' people. Dried up flowers because clearly he is dried up out of my life.
Dramatic but you know, he doesn't exist
to me anymore (except he had the nerve to snap me the other night randomly. So rude). Throwing it out was too symbolic for my own freaking good. I sort of hesitated at first but is he in my life anymore?
No. I then smirked and said my goodbyes, which is sort of the final one for me. All I have left to get rid of is his insignificant random-ass four foot teddy bear he got me for my birthday (it's like he knew he was breaking up with me so he could get me a pointless gift...oops). Oh and his clothes, which have now become nothing but t-shirts to sleep in. AND WHO IS GOING TO GIVE UP SLEEP SHIRTS? Not me, sorry.
What is he doing to me, damn. I need to get rid of these shirts.
Note to self: Get rid of shirts, stat.
I now have filled my anthro mug (fave mug, if I may add) with my favorite necessity: sharpies to doodle with. As crazy as it sounds, being able to legitimately
chuck fast pitch them into le garbage was the holy realization that I have moved on to bigger and better and nicer and sweeter and down right good things.
You really do have to get through the bad to get to the reaaaaaally good.
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I have that mug but it's an M! :)
ReplyDeleteI will give you one week to throw out those shirts! After that, I'm going to have to do it myself!
ReplyDeleteGirly yes. I'm so proud of you! Are we on the same page because I did the same thing a few weeks ago. Yay us for moving on. Here's to a better and brighter 2014 without douche canoes! xo
ReplyDeleteIt's a relief when you can clear some space in your life. Then you realize how much of a chunk of you people devoured and you have no idea why you didn't do it sooner!
ReplyDeleteEmeralds and Stripes
Get rid of the shirts girl--- you can do it! :) I love that mug, I bought one for my SIL and wish I'd gotten myself one ;)
ReplyDeleteSo proud of you! When you get rid of six that doesn't matter, it makes so much more room for nee and exciting things!
ReplyDeleteAnd by six i meants stuff! Damn autocorrect
DeleteI love the eye makeup tips of contouring the eye and really blending to make it pop! And I've been wanting one of those mugs for awhile.
ReplyDeleteGirl I feel you, I had held onto letters from an ex for WAY too long & finally threw them out before I started dating Spencer :) Letting go is the best
ReplyDeleteShout out to the coolest big sister for getting you your fave mug:) love you, proud of you!
ReplyDeleteYay! Congrats on your closure :) At least you didn't keep them for a year like when I kept the one flower my high school boy friend gave me (which I had to convince him to climb up a tiny hill in our school yard to pick for me)...yeah, sad I know. Whatevs. Congrats to ya bby!
ReplyDeleteI have this mug and love it!
ReplyDeleteXoxo
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