Shiny teeth & me!

Hey all you cartoon lovers. Don't say you weren't intrigued by the fact that you recognized the title of my post. And the video? COME ON. Ya'll have at least heard of The Fairly Odd Parents. Um. the name never really ever hit me until now. Psh, weirdos. 
Being a member of influenster (if you are not, I recommend you sign up! You get awesome products if you qualify!), I was chosen to be able to test out colgate products. The only previous experience of using their products was just the toothpaste, which I totally love the taste of. Yeaaaah, I am a judgemental mess about toothpastes. Strawberry/bubblegum? Yeah that's guaranteed to make some icky breath instantly. I guess thats why kiddies use it. 

For real though. I've always been self conscious of my smile. I had braces for eight years of my life. I mean you can rub your eyes if you don't think you read it correctly but ya did. My parents are thankful that my brothers crazy mess of teeth turned out to be pin-straight. Ugh, envy him. 

Ultimately, my teeth have come out FAB. However, I'm always up for looking for products that make me feel confident about my off-white teethies. Influenster provided me with a new toothbrush, mouth wash, and sample tooth paste.

I freaking adore the toothbrush. It just replaced my cute pink one. I love the blueish color first off (color of my bedding at school), but I do not even say you should hesitate when you see it in stores. I know its 4.25 but its probably a really solid buy. I was like whatever. I don't think this is going to blow my mind. But oh golly was I wrong....I tried to think of a comparison to the softness but all I thought was butter. It's obviously not gross. It's just so soft that people probs stared me down considering I kept wanting to brush. And the toothpaste taste? As always. Minty-yummy-toothpastey-fresh. Never ever will think differently of that one. (I usually switch between Crest and Colgate).

So I usually forget to use mouthwash, sorry to disappoint. Erg now I feel awkward because I hope you don't judge me for it and now think whenever we meet I have icky breath. I don't get how people can be dentists. Ya know getting icky-shiz out of your gums? Stomach in knots thinking about it as we speak. The flavor was peppermint-blast and I really enjoyed the time we spent together. All 30 seconds. We basically shared a strong irreplaceable bond and will stay this way until he is finito. 

I mean whats better than a post shower brushing your teeth selfie? yeaaaaaa not much. 

Alright except for peanut butter. and resting. and catching up on tv shows. 

Chip Skylark out.

I received these products complimentary from Influenster for testing purposes.