Why having a boyfriend rocks.
As told to you by me.
They are required to clean off your cars from the snow. In the cold. With no gloves.
They pretend or learn to appreciate the things you give many craps about.
You can laugh about ugly pictures of you two together from when you were younger/before dating (if applicable)
You can dress them how you want. LIKE A REAL LIFE KEN DOLL.
(p.s he hated those shorts...and refuses to buy them)
(p.s he hated those shorts...and refuses to buy them)
You now have a reason to give someone pointless DIY crafts. and they accept them.
Boom. You now have someone by your side to dance with at frat parties. Or parties in general.
(This was 2010. We weren't even dating. This is awkward)
You can take dumb pictures with them, and people still think you guys are the cutest.
Well, atleast thats what they comment........
You can see how much you've both changed. Or not changed. True story, I locked him in a bathroom sophomore year. Left picture 2010 - Right picture 2013
You can dance like absolute loons together. and it's still damn cute.
They look cute when playing with puppies. and babies. You just can't help but sort of get all googly-eyed and go "awwwwwwwww".
The best part? They still choose to go near you after you throw up on them. Aka that happened to me in 2010. On a bus. Sitting next to B.
And for all the single ladies...you go girl. Keep doin' you.
LOL! You write the funniest most random posts and I love it!! These are all so so true about Jared and I-- so they are great reasons to have a husband too ;)
ReplyDeleteA man is certainly a fun thing to have around, I'd have to agree!
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ReplyDeletehaha looooove this. y'all are the CUTEST! :)
ReplyDeleteHa, I totally agree. Me and my boyfriend do all of this too, and it's perfectly okay - because we're cute and in relationships.
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