

But if you'll hear me out Tyga, I do want to fall in love. I want the sappy fall in love scenario where we fall in love and stay together, if not forever then, at least for a while. And from the looks of it, right now, I have three options. Two of these options from Tinder (hence the Tinder part of the title) and one is a friend (hence the ish from Tinderish).
Cling// I'm calling him Cling because he's a little clingy. Both of the Tinder guys live pretty far from me, but Cling lives the furthest. He's tall, sweet, and cute. Hispanic (which is a plus for me because I've always had a weakness for Spanish speakers - but I don't know if Cling actually speaks Spanish....). I actually don't really know much about Cling. I haven't talked to him as much as I would like to, but since he's the furthest and we both have busy schedules it doesn't seem like a realist option.
Fluke// Fluke gets the nickname Fluke because he's also from Tinder, we've been texting for way too long considering we haven't met yet. He's also tall, sweet, and cute. But I must say he's probably the cutest of the three. He speaks fluent Spanish (talks to me in Spanish all the time - insert heart eyed emojis here!), lives by the beach, and is a surfer. A Hispanic surfer, it's basically meant to be in the "my type" department. But as I mentioned earlier, we have yet to meet, so I'm stuck in this whole we're just talking/texting area. Any suggestions on getting out of it?

Expires// Expires is my newest shinny object brought to my attention. He was actually my coworker (he quit recently, so I'm guessing that makes him my friend now?) and I hadn't really considered dating him, or even liking him. I thought about. Thought about how he's a very cute surfer, likes to travel, and goes to school near by. But I never considered it, until my other coworker said Expires and I should get married and have kids. That he'd be perfect for me because he's tall and I'm short, we're both really mellow and laid back, and yada-yada-yada. He speaks Spanish too - Chilean Spanish (aka it sounds like broken Spanish to my Mexican ears, but Spanish is still Spanish and that just makes him cuter!!). But I've nicknamed him Expires because sometime this summer he's leaving to backpack South America, I mean that that's not cool or anything (because it totally is but), that means our relationship (if the day ever comes where we are actually official) would probably end when he leaves, if he leaves for a long time.
It's a big mess. I don't know who to chose. They all have their pro's and they all have one or two con's, that happen to be pretty prominent.
What do y'all think I should do??