"In a relationship with glasses"

Have you seen these bad boys? I mean, I made them as big as possible so you can see these beauts c/o Warby Parker. Who needs a boyfriend when you can spend your money on some hot specs. Really. If you've seen my not-so-fashion-fashion-posts then you'd know my style is equivalent to a typical city-goer: ALL BLACK EVERYTHING. Granted it's the greatest color on every living creature so it makes sense that my closet is only filled with it. 
(Can't forget about the striped [navy] shirts, too!)

Hold up. So I was told that WP lets you snuggle with potential matches for FIVE days before parting your ways like a melodramatic Sparks' movie? YES. *It truly is better than any dating site matches*

Since spring is on the way (when I say holla, you say back), I figured it's time for me to whip out the "colorful" things that have been shoved to the back of my closet and/or drawers. I'm not one for obnoxious colors, but when it comes in small sizes [and cute packages], I am so down. Quimby, the glasses above that I am ever so swooning over, comes in Absinthe, too! I love a good deep green to keep me happy (i.e money, too!).

BOOM. Behold the glory. Aren't you just totally willing to change your Facebook status now to "In a relationship with a great pair of glasses from Warby Parker"? It's fine, I really wouldn't judge because I'd be likely to do the same. I love how these glasses instantly gave me the exact type of outfit I would want to wear with them. So *coughs*, it's going down (I'm yelling timber!...get it, cause a tree is green...?)
Jeans [Madewell], Tank [Forever21], Coat [Forever 21], Sandals [J.Crew].
I'm honestly the biggest fan of larger and in charge coats that are bigger than I am, even though I'm beyond tiny.

Now you understand my love for the #Spring2014 collection (they obvi also have regular glasses like the Kimball), meet the limited edition gang! They are quite friendly, artsy, and outdoorsy so make sure to show them some lovin, too! Ya know since it's spring and we can't wait to pull out our plaid flannel blankets and chill under a tree at the local park jamming to some Norah Jones and Sinatra.

Only me? Shit..

I'm pretty sure if Audrey Hepburn was alive today, she'd be rocking them Wheelers. The trendy/hipster Audrey, of course. I wish I actually needed glasses because I'd be buying the Preston; super wayfarer-esq. If you are actually the hipster artsy instagrammer #notmainstream like you say, then you'd be happy to know that no two pairs are alike.

Marcell glasses? Anyone want to punch me in the face and maybe try to disrupt my normal eye site so I can rock these? Anything with tortoise shell is a friend of mine. 
I JUST WANT TO BE REALLY HIP OKAY?

So someone buy me a pair, we can work out a compromise.

Make today a great one, lovelys [aka buying glasses from Warby Parker (for you or your beau) because every pair they sell they give a pair to someone in need. Did that guilt you as much as those really sad commercials with Sarah McLachlans depressing voice? Good.]

I was not compensated for this post. All opinions are my own.
All images c/o Warby Parker

I've always wanted to be called 'Four Eyes'....

Everything seems a bit blurry in the picture above, right? Rub your eyes. Still didn't change? Crap. Maybe you need glasses. It's fine though, I'll wait right here. Ya know blog a little bit while you go visit www.glassesusa.com.  When I was younger, I would always go through phases. Ya know the I want bangs/the new bratz doll/and even glasses. I told my mom a few times my eye site would randomly get bad. I would go to the doctors and they would tell us that everything was juuuust fine and no prescription glasses were needed. Darn-nabbit, as us fourth graders would say. Since I don't think I was supposed to curse then...

When I was in the fourth grade, my younger cousin had fake glasses. From Claire's. I stole them from her, and I still don't think she knows. I wore them to school, although the said eyeglasses shape was not flattering to my chubster face. People looked at me strange since I never mentioned I needed glasses, I just showed up to school one day with them. And you know them fourth graders, opening their big mouths about everything.

Now its 2013 2014 *shit*. Here I am still using fake eye glasses. Sorry I just want to be like 64% of the American population. I know most or probably all of you groan (or bawl your eyes out) at the thought of hearing someone's crunch as they step on your glasses. Or it's just time for new ones, but you know. I think I, yes I, have a solution to (some) of your problems. But not your stomach issues after eating pizza. Or the other weird itch going on in your head. A doctor should definitely help you out with that one.

If you buy glasses from glassesusa.com, you are guaranteed a cheaper price versus the random eye glass places in the mall. Or even walmart. I mean have you seen how perfect mine fit me?


Wondering how I found the pair for me even though it was all online? The virtual mirror, le duh!
All you have to do is upload a picture, usually a face front closer picture works best, and then you can try them on and "see how they look". This is how I was able to figure which I wanted. Not only was it easy to order, but I had so much fun trying them on. You can do it from the comfort of my own blog!

So I'm guessing your almost ready to check out at this point? Alright, cool. GlassesUSA.com has been awesome and decided to share some secrets with you. And by secrets I mean discounts. AND for visiting the best blog ever (I'm not conceited...No really I'm not) you get ANOTHER 10% off if you use the code BLOG10. Bottom line if you need new glasses, but want to save a buttload of money to buy important things (like new tires..which I just had to do...or a manicure, obvi) then purchase a pair of glasses from them like now. If you need more convincing check out real reviews via Facebook and twitter!

If you refer friends, regardless if they need glasses or like me, you get 30 dollars off. So get posting.







I'm still waiting.

Disclosure: I received some sort of payment (product, cash, gift card, affiliated link) in exchange for this post. All opinions are 100% my own.