Do you ever find yourself running between lives on your computer and cell phone. Lives as in CANDY CRUSH LIVES. Ugh. Thinking about waiting for the ever-so-holy 5 lives for 20 minutes each makes me criiiiiinge. I don't know wether I love this game or hate it, but hey here's why it stinks.
1. REALLY B...REALLY? First place out of all my facebook friends? I mean I guess its pretty good since you can beat levels for me whenever I need...(read: He's beaten 4 different levels for me). I mean thats obvvvviously why I date him ;)
2. You thought death by chocolate was never a real thing? You are wrong. Thats the worst part. Like I understand candy crush is hard as is...but come on now! Don't make me hate chocolate.
3. My girl right here has got it all right. I have no time for that. I would like to beat the level ASAP so I can get to the next level. Ultimately, why candy crush gd's can you not give me unlimited lives?
4. Wait wait. Your kidding right? How the hell does candy crush levels go on forever. Seriously some infinity shit over here. Wow I think I just cursed for the first time on my blog. So is this awkward or do I get a sailors mouth cookie of some sort? Either way.....LEVEL 300? Wow...and I thought level 65 was bad and never ending. The day I get to level 300? Make sure I'm like 100. Because there is no way that I will get there anytime soon.
5. Eh....I think I'll stick to some grape and strawberry jelly. Obviously accompanied with my man, PB!
Seriously the worst is when you are one move away and have one more jelly left.
OH. I also hate B because he doesn't believe in people being friendly (in my case, loving) and helping out by sending some lives/moves/any of the weird shenans they tell you you can send. He believes it is ALWAYS considered 'cheating'. Yet somehow without all the BS, he manages to be number 1.
Not only in candy crush....but in my heart. DAWWWWWWWWWWWW. Lame right? Yeah probs but I couldn't think of a better way to end it.
Yep, this is us in 2010. I was reaaaaalllly slightly obsessed with him. He still makes that face at me when I do something strange.
