Yea, psh didn't think that was funny either.
Last years valentines day, I was
Speaking of opposite day, this pretty lady aint celebrating single awareness day tomorrow, YOU GO GLENN COCO. Meet Allison from "Because I said so":
Showing posts with label valentines day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label valentines day. Show all posts
2/13/14
TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE YOUR WORK
Valentines day is tomorrow. Oh shit. If you waited until the last minute to get a valentines day present, I suggest you go with: YOUR LOVE. Heck isn't that enough? Ya know, good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would either be getting coal or the coal(d shoulder).
Yea, psh didn't think that was funny either.
Last years valentines day, I waspartnered up okay obsessing/dating this dude. I got a very nice dinner, gifts, and a full on weekend of wearing the crown of being the little spoon. This year? I'm going to say I think I'll be in bed jamming to depressing 8tracks, devouring chocolates [I buy for myself because IM WORTH IT].
Then after hours of binge netflixing (too typical) and occasionally pinning my wedding like so....
I think I'll finish my bottle of wine and turn on the ultimate girly spirit animal....
Then I'll go on tinder....
And think.....
I eat some more shitty foods, because thats what single girls love to do:
Then go to bed because I'm like fuck this, tomorrow ISNT valentines day!!!!
Speaking of opposite day, this pretty lady aint celebrating single awareness day tomorrow, YOU GO GLENN COCO. Meet Allison from "Because I said so":
Yea, psh didn't think that was funny either.
Last years valentines day, I was
Speaking of opposite day, this pretty lady aint celebrating single awareness day tomorrow, YOU GO GLENN COCO. Meet Allison from "Because I said so":
1/31/14
A single girls gift guide to Valentines day
If you are anything like me (i.e single, snookin' for love), then you probably have found yourself admiring over the cute beer basket your best friend pinned for her sweet lovin beau. You decide to pin it to your 'For Him' board, because it's for him. One day. You then realize how silly that was of you because you will be spending valentines day alone with some boxed wine and the Last Song, because that shit is a tear jerker.
Also what type of blogger would I be if I never tried out a whole "gift guide" post....(I could have lived without it, I'm sure...)
Instead of looking for gifts for your non existent boyfriend, I'd find gifts for your other half (read: best freaking friend...who is also not investing her time only in a thing with something that dangles ever so slightly between their legs....if you see what I'm sadly getting at here...)
I know its like, 3 and a half weeks away BUT ITS CREEPING UP ON US. Go gift buying. If not for a friend, go for YOU. Because you damn right deserve it. For putting up with seeing all of your taken friends post endless 'I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER' picstitches.
If Mindy Kaling (the ultimate single swagger) can have a wine bra, I think so can I. Nothing says "Don't interrupt me, Miley is falling in love with the ultimate hunk in this scene" better than this. Did I mention you can probably hold a few cups o' wine in those bad boys. That means you probably won't have to get up....for a good 10 minutes. Don't forget the popcorn and chocolate. Make sure to not drop on your snuggie. THAT would be embarrassing.....(who do I have to impress.....?)
Subscription to Cosmo. The beauty of living vicariously through other women while they are out sipping fun drinks with hot guys and soaking in each others awesomeness. And you? Just learning some future tips and ish.
Starbucks cups. When you don't want to make a trip out to get the perfect instagram (or to sneak other goodies while in public) I suggest you somehow stock up on the perfect ceramic starbucks mug. No thang says #singleonVday more than this.
The selfie clicker photo taker ma-bob. You see, we don't have a certain someone to be forced into taking our pictures for us so we choose to use a secret device that makes it look like we have a great group of friends always willing to take pictures for us.
Netflix. So you can live vicariously/become emotionally attached to fictional characters. I suggest One Tree Hill. That aught to keep you preoccupied BEYOND Valentines day weekend. Start now.
A cute pup. I mean, you don't have to go all out and spend a months worth of rent and take out on a brand spankin new born teacup yorkee (if I could, trust me I would). You can resort to the electronic ones that can still walk and are soft yet you do not have to worry about waking up at 6AM in the snow for a morning bathroom break, or rushing home from a fwb to make sure you fed little ole fido. Do we even name dogs that anymore...... Also. I would like to make sure you are aware, that I do have this dog. His name was Bralex (After my ex and my roomies boyfriend). I think he needs a new name. I'm thinking LB. Short for Luke Bryan.
Backing it up with Whit, since I don't think I've done it since 'Nam.
Also what type of blogger would I be if I never tried out a whole "gift guide" post....(I could have lived without it, I'm sure...)
Instead of looking for gifts for your non existent boyfriend, I'd find gifts for your other half (read: best freaking friend...who is also not investing her time only in a thing with something that dangles ever so slightly between their legs....if you see what I'm sadly getting at here...)
I know its like, 3 and a half weeks away BUT ITS CREEPING UP ON US. Go gift buying. If not for a friend, go for YOU. Because you damn right deserve it. For putting up with seeing all of your taken friends post endless 'I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER' picstitches.
If Mindy Kaling (the ultimate single swagger) can have a wine bra, I think so can I. Nothing says "Don't interrupt me, Miley is falling in love with the ultimate hunk in this scene" better than this. Did I mention you can probably hold a few cups o' wine in those bad boys. That means you probably won't have to get up....for a good 10 minutes. Don't forget the popcorn and chocolate. Make sure to not drop on your snuggie. THAT would be embarrassing.....(who do I have to impress.....?)
Subscription to Cosmo. The beauty of living vicariously through other women while they are out sipping fun drinks with hot guys and soaking in each others awesomeness. And you? Just learning some future tips and ish.
The selfie clicker photo taker ma-bob. You see, we don't have a certain someone to be forced into taking our pictures for us so we choose to use a secret device that makes it look like we have a great group of friends always willing to take pictures for us.
c/o my Photo Booth
A cute pup. I mean, you don't have to go all out and spend a months worth of rent and take out on a brand spankin new born teacup yorkee (if I could, trust me I would). You can resort to the electronic ones that can still walk and are soft yet you do not have to worry about waking up at 6AM in the snow for a morning bathroom break, or rushing home from a fwb to make sure you fed little ole fido. Do we even name dogs that anymore...... Also. I would like to make sure you are aware, that I do have this dog. His name was Bralex (After my ex and my roomies boyfriend). I think he needs a new name. I'm thinking LB. Short for Luke Bryan.
fetus me with blonde hair
So I think I spelled it out for you. The answer to being a single lady on vday is quiiiiite simple (and much better than some fancy shmancy meal that you don't have to pay for). The answer is: Netflix, food, wine, and cute pups.
I got chu.
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