TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE YOUR WORK

Valentines day is tomorrow. Oh shit. If you waited until the last minute to get a valentines day present, I suggest you go with: YOUR LOVE. Heck isn't that enough? Ya know, good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would either be getting coal or the coal(d shoulder).

Yea, psh didn't think that was funny either.
Last years valentines day, I was partnered up okay obsessing/dating this dude. I got a very nice dinner, gifts, and a full on weekend of wearing the crown of being the little spoon. This year? I'm going to say I think I'll be in bed jamming to depressing 8tracks, devouring chocolates [I buy for myself because IM WORTH IT].

Then after hours of binge netflixing (too typical) and occasionally pinning my wedding like so....

I think I'll finish my bottle of wine and turn on the ultimate girly spirit animal....

Then I'll go on tinder....

And think.....

I eat some more shitty foods, because thats what single girls love to do:

Then go to bed because I'm like fuck this, tomorrow ISNT valentines day!!!!

Speaking of opposite day, this pretty lady aint celebrating single awareness day tomorrow, YOU GO GLENN COCO. Meet Allison from "Because I said so":