Let it go, let it go can't hold back anymore...Er eff that. Never seen frozen.
Only know you love her when you let her go...Not the mood I'm going for...
Click play and jam. I'm waiting for you to break out a little body rollin'. Dance as if noone is watching, duh.
So here I am, a wednesday rant, if you will.
1. Boyfriend Epidemic: While we all love being in love and when were not, were bitter as shit to our wifed up instagram posting cuddling besties, here's something I just don't understand...even moreso than the male genders brain makeup. Friend Khloe Kardash started dating Lamar (which was great, everyone was so happy for her) yet, she started to ignore Kim and Khloe (literally Khloe you're being like so rude). Kim and Khloe went on with their daily lives (i.e shopping, tanning, complaining to mom, photoshoots, ya know casual shit), and started to not think twice of Khloe because she was so wrapped up in posting status update after status update: "Love my Lamar....forever and ever!!!!" Finally, Khloe got some sense knocked up in her somehow and she cut the cord. THERE IS A GD. Great...fabulous...sassy...fierce...you go mama! Being that Khloe didn't have her boo thang attached at the hip anymore, she had to depend on her own happiness to get by. And by her own happiness? It lead to clinging on to her sweet sisters again.
The moral of the story is...where were you when I needed you? It makes me upset that while in a relationship [some] people just decide it's 'okay' to ignore their friends and once they get out of the blur they expect everything how it was? It's like eating one of the two recees in the pack and saving the second one for a later rainy day just because you knew it was/would still there...even though you piled it under stacks of work, cosmo mags, and some hair brushes.
2. Passionfruit ads are now a thing for my sponsors!! Put on your favorite Frank tune and lets get this party going. If that's not convincing enough: take your car out for a spin/walk down the city street with "Fly Me To The Moon" on the loudest number possible. Are ya happy? Did I convince you yet? Gooooooooood.
3. I'm just confused, but fyi -- it's 2014. Bullying has been happening for ages but was really never a "big problem" until the age of social media/internet. Damn ya, millenials. We see it on the news, on our Facebook feeds, hear from friends, that kids are still being bullied. My question is WHY WHY WHY. I know the statistic is pretty high for being bullied. I mean I was, you could have been too. It's (sadly) not uncommon. Again, I understand that kids grow up in bad living environments/situations which cause them to act out not at home for anger/attention purposes but to bring another kid down? Not flipping cool in my book. Do they realize that these kids come home crying every day, sometimes even to the point of depression and suicide? Why don't middle-schoolers realize the reason that someone ended their life was simply because they [the bully] at school made them very upset and angry? It's not like they've never ever heard of it happening before. Ignorant Isaacs.
4. Because I hate odd numbers.
+I'm going to Disney soon!!!!
+I need to clean my closet because I'm not sure about half the clothes I own even exist
+I think warm weather should come soon. After all my good pal, Day light savings is coming over next week!
+Must.Finish.One.Tree.Hill.
Not like the "oops I did it again" way like Brit. More like a dramatic teenage girl who just got dumped by her boyfriend of one week [who also bought her a teddy bear, gave her some shirts and shit]. Said dramatic girl decided to gather up her closest of friends to take pictures and learn the art behind setting things on fire. Don't do this when your parents are home, kids.
Yuck, chivalry at its finest.
Between all the viral articles about chivalry, swapping spit on first dates (ok or not?), and the Aretha Franklin (R E S P E C T), Gen Y-ers consider the internet their bible. I personally feel bad for Adam and Eve not having these listicles guides.
Recently, Sunshiney Rach Sally, found herself out with chivalrous chad. Not to be confused with Chad Michael Murray (that only happens in her dreams...), and here's what happened:
1. "Should I come to your door when I pick you up?", he said.
Way back when (not since cell phones, snapchat, and GPS have been things), it was pretty much a science that parents would meet said guy before heading to a night at the club opera and four course dinner date. Sally was stunned that he even began to ask that. Like no, you may not come to my door have a percent chance of meeting my friends and family and thus begin embarrassment for days. Now we just worry about making sure we can bring home to the rents after the first few dates. Sally told him to just text her when he's there and wait in the car.
2. Sally and Chad walk up the door. Chad makes sure he gets ahead of her to open the door.
She thinks to herself wow, how gentlemanly of him. But really she's a 20 something, she's learned how to hold doors open for herself since the day she walked (or learned she had arm strength to pull doors). The only viable reason she thinks he should hold the door for her is he can contract the germs, not her.
3. "What time do you need to be home by?"
I mean he was asking because he cared and had no interest in sneaking her off into his van and/or off into the sunset in his pretty leather car. He also asked multiple times, to make sure they were okay on time. Like damn, I'll get home when I get home. And with that, YOLO, said Sally.
4. "Would you want to come to my grandma's with me for dinner tonight?" answers call from mom, "Yeah Mom, I'm still with Sally"
Sally told her parents she went out with a friend that day, not the fact she went out with a guy. LET ALONE MEETING FROM A SOCIAL MEDIA/DATING SITE cough cough Tind, obvi cough cough. Yet his parents knew who SHE was. She had a name to them. Shits getting real, she obvi looks for the closest cliff to jump off of/cab to get into. Sally thinks he was kidding about dinner at grandmas but I mean, chivalry is weird so she was instantly like oh hey you're too much of a nice guy no interest you can go shave your back now BYE.
5. Did she mention he didn't try to kiss her on the first date?
And she was like um excuse me hi what.......Welp I guess thats what Gen Y ladies think of. We all want some boo-lovin', if I'm honest.
There you have it. She killed the chivalry and all she really wanted was the bad boy who doesn't send 'Good Morning' texts and wears nothing but the frattiest of clothing.
Ugh.
