Stop trying to make fetch happen: an autobiography

Hey all you bloggers who actually post on thursdays. It's rare for me to. Sometimes I'm feeling like I have a whole lotta things to say exploding from my brain, and other times it's as quiet and still like my brain when I am sleeping (thank gosh). Today, I have no clue why I'm posting but hop on board and see where this ride takes us. If we end up in a circle, I'm sorry but no refunds.

As I sit here finally blogging after reading Fal's buzzfeed article she posted on facebook about being single, I hit Colors by Amos Lee on repeat for the umpteenth time. I found this quote the other day and I have been DYING to share it with the world and their moms and dogs since.

It's funny to because I am never into religious quotes or anything where I let gd or jesus "take the wheel". I admire people that are but you know I'm jewish so I just stick listening to my Matisyahu, dreaming about waking up and climbing up Masada at sunrise, and being able to slowly-but-surely read hebrew (that means don't ask me to...I know the amount a first grader at sunday school does...).

Dear self,
This quote means to yolo and do you.
Don't worry about trying to find the perfect guy on tinder. We know that wont happen, sweet thang.
Or the next guy you run into at the super market? Yea no Don't start planning your future. #DomesticatedLifeActivities. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Remember that every guy friend of yours is and should be off limits. Stop trying to get yourself in a relationship because you just want to.
No No No.

Go out there, focus on school, focus on your future. Although you've been unsure of a helluva lot, you are actually pretty cool (I think) so get your bottom up and do more for you. You're a kickass doodler, you love your bloggy friends more than life itself because they keep you sane (read: ALWAYS), and when you have a passion for something you put your heart into it one hundred and sixty four percent.

Yo, also: Please stop listening to If I Didn't Have You by Thompson Square and Everything has Changed by Tswifty. You might feel a tincy bit better about yourself. Remember, Happy thoughts.

When the right time comes, and you are beyond preoccupied with your kickass lifestyle, Mr. Fabulous-Right-Perfect-McFly will come and sweep you off your sweet little booties you bought at target (cute but stylish!)

Then you no longer dance with gd. And get cho freak on with the right dude.
So for now, just make sure you don't drop that thun thun thun when you break it down with the original G himself.

Sincerely,
Me.