riding with my surfboard

Like the great movie Lilo and Stitch once said "There's no place I'd rather be than on the surfboard out at sea...", I think thats all a great walk in the park, if you can swim. What about us non-swimmers? The un-adventure-ers who enjoy being in showered/relaxing by 9PM, netflixing, w(h)ine-ing, and oldies jazz? I think we'd rather be on land-in bed.

Being inspired by Ashten's post, I decided to get off my lazy non-swimming-bottom and party hardy..with some piercings. I was dying to get a third hole following my first and second ones but that day I was like hmm cartilage is cute -hit me up. So I did it.

I was shitting my pants THE WHOLE WAY THERE. 

(You can ask Cat). 

Ya see, Cat is a great friend, creme de la creme, the batman to my robin, the whole shebang. Meaning, she's always been the sassy lady to be like grow a pair and do it to it homie. Ever since the years of our awkward scene days, even. I had my first OJ/Vodka mix (read: first alcoholic bev) c/o this biffypants. She was with me when I first kissed a boy. Basically, Cat was the devil on my shoulder but I don't think it was ever a bad thing. Only when I wanted to be her and bought bright pink pants and band tee's from hot topic.

Back to ear piercing. Yep, shitting my pants more and more second by second. The only reason I was so nervous was because I DONT DEAL WITH PAIN WELL. EVER. But, the first time I got my ears pierced, I was in the 5th grade and I made my friends come with me, I held my moms hand, and some kid was so confused as to why a girl in an Abercrombie shirt was crying at the piercing pagoda..so he proceeded to walk into a wall. Chivalry, at best. 

Once I got in the chair this time, I was wondering if I could back out. I then told Cat how I had to hold her arm and she probably rolled her eyes but I was too worried to pay attention. It was over BEFORE I FREAKING KNEW IT and boom. Piercy-pierced at last. .2 seconds later I was in shock mode so I couldn't stop giggling. This is why I don't do pain people.

So yea, hit up those waves with your surfboart and figure where ya wanna be- all adventurous. In the mean time, I'll be sleeping on my left side.