I've always wanted to be called 'Four Eyes'....

Everything seems a bit blurry in the picture above, right? Rub your eyes. Still didn't change? Crap. Maybe you need glasses. It's fine though, I'll wait right here. Ya know blog a little bit while you go visit www.glassesusa.com.  When I was younger, I would always go through phases. Ya know the I want bangs/the new bratz doll/and even glasses. I told my mom a few times my eye site would randomly get bad. I would go to the doctors and they would tell us that everything was juuuust fine and no prescription glasses were needed. Darn-nabbit, as us fourth graders would say. Since I don't think I was supposed to curse then...

When I was in the fourth grade, my younger cousin had fake glasses. From Claire's. I stole them from her, and I still don't think she knows. I wore them to school, although the said eyeglasses shape was not flattering to my chubster face. People looked at me strange since I never mentioned I needed glasses, I just showed up to school one day with them. And you know them fourth graders, opening their big mouths about everything.

Now its 2013 2014 *shit*. Here I am still using fake eye glasses. Sorry I just want to be like 64% of the American population. I know most or probably all of you groan (or bawl your eyes out) at the thought of hearing someone's crunch as they step on your glasses. Or it's just time for new ones, but you know. I think I, yes I, have a solution to (some) of your problems. But not your stomach issues after eating pizza. Or the other weird itch going on in your head. A doctor should definitely help you out with that one.

If you buy glasses from glassesusa.com, you are guaranteed a cheaper price versus the random eye glass places in the mall. Or even walmart. I mean have you seen how perfect mine fit me?


Wondering how I found the pair for me even though it was all online? The virtual mirror, le duh!
All you have to do is upload a picture, usually a face front closer picture works best, and then you can try them on and "see how they look". This is how I was able to figure which I wanted. Not only was it easy to order, but I had so much fun trying them on. You can do it from the comfort of my own blog!

So I'm guessing your almost ready to check out at this point? Alright, cool. GlassesUSA.com has been awesome and decided to share some secrets with you. And by secrets I mean discounts. AND for visiting the best blog ever (I'm not conceited...No really I'm not) you get ANOTHER 10% off if you use the code BLOG10. Bottom line if you need new glasses, but want to save a buttload of money to buy important things (like new tires..which I just had to do...or a manicure, obvi) then purchase a pair of glasses from them like now. If you need more convincing check out real reviews via Facebook and twitter!

If you refer friends, regardless if they need glasses or like me, you get 30 dollars off. So get posting.







I'm still waiting.

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