Guys suck. Let's drink wine.

Single girl Rachel here, to update you on my happenings. Remember how I told you I went on the best first date ever? Good gosh, was I on hard drugs or something that day? 

Since my life is 99.97% of the time not worth sharing with you all, my single girl adventures totes make up for it all.  Maybe because I'm naive, or just think it's down right funny, I love sharing my stories with ya. 

So that dude I went on a date with? Yea, we've kept in touch and I was so excited for date #2 this past weekend. Originally friday we were supposed to live it up, but due to age restrictions (aka I stink and am not 21), we couldn't go halloweekend-ing together. Looking back, I'm glad we didn't. We settled for saturday brunch (dangit, again?) and just to hang out after.

So thats what happened. I drove to him at 10 AM and off to brunch we went.

He was weirdly quiet. We had awkward silences AND forced conversation to avoid the awkward silences that were 9/10 times there. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE MOST PERFECT GUY IN THE WORLD!?!

He paid for brunch (yesssssss! free brunch round dos), and we went back to his place to hang out and watch a movie. PG13 stuff right here: We kissed. He had cold hands. No bueno. I STILL THOUGHT HE ROCKED. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?

He couldn't talk thats what. And neither could I. Not even after he warmed up to me again by kissing me. I was confused. Finally after deciding I should go because he was being weird, He agreed.

His car was parked in the same lot as me, a few blocks from his apartment. 

Forced conversation happened again. And the true test was to see if he would kiss me goodbye.

*Also, who said it was okay to kiss on a second date? Erg.*

We got to my car, a side hug was exchanged. You could tell he didn't even want to be near me.

All he could say after not making eye contact was "Well, have fun in Canada talk to you later".

Going to canada was not the day after. ITS 5 DAYS AFTER TODAY, I thought.

I was stunned so all I could come up with was "Well yeah bye".

Talk to you never, loser.

Being the angry stupid feeling-like-I-should-be-in-a-movie-right-now attitude, I sped to the mall jamming out to my single gal jam (I'm out by Ciara and Nicki. LISTEN TO THIS.) and bought a really hot shirt. Can't wait to drunky snapchat his booty in it. #NOTEVENDAMNSORRY

Hey now.

Hope I could entertain you on your monday with the craziness of my life.

Hopefully you've never had to deal with a series of unfortunate events.

At least I got two free meals out of it. 

Chivalry is only half dead then? Maybe.

Guys suck. Lets drink wine.