Why I'm all like "I love my bed" (You might want to read this..)

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I'm pretty sure if you are taken, you don't miss the single life.

I'm pretty sure if you are single, you sometimes envy your "wife-d up" friends.

We all know that little Miss Rachel over here (Thats me....incase you weren't clear) was in love with said boyfriend. Things ended not too long ago and now Rachel is rocking that single girl swag. and hates every second of it. Small detail. 

Here's a story of Rachel's first awkward encounter with a boy who was interested in Rachel.

Rachel met said "Tall McSillypants" at a party recently.

(NOTE: I LOVE BEING A BLOGGER BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER READ THIS)

He was a bit 'silly' and started talking to Rachel, and naturally because Rachel really rocks, he was interested and asked for her number. Now let it be known that Rachel was completely unsure as to who Tall McSillypants even was besides a drunk dude who was over 6 feet tall. #Buhbye!

Later that week, Mr. McSillypants kept asking to see Rachel. She was obviously going to try to play hard to get. Ain't nobody got time for being easy to get. He didn't text her all day, like he said they would to make plans, and what did Rachel do? NOT CARE. She had to study that night anyway and he ended up to finally text her.  He asked her kindly (and with winky faces involved) to come hang with him. Is Rachel dumb? The answer is sometimes. She responded with let's hang out but you can come pick me up from my place, so he did. Then instead of going out around campus, like he originally said, they ended up at his dorm. And his roommate left as soon as she got there. UMMMM red flag #2.  Rachel and TMSP chatted over some stupid questions like "oh hey what did you do this summer?", "what music do you listen to?" and of course "what tv shows do you watch?". After getting by a few awkward silences, he put his arm around her. She literally cringed. Luckily enough, his hand got stuck in her hair. and benefited her awkwardness quite much so she could get away (or try) from what was going to happen next. He stared at her as she stared at the floor because she was worried what would happen next. She was wishing vomit or some magladons would pop up and put space between them. NOPE. Damn boy went in for the kiss and then super hand to the rescueeeee! His face was basically pushed in a slo-mo slap direction. #Yourewelcome. He was confused and she was filled with pride after her decision. 

After a few awkward conversations aka less than three minutes passing by, Tall McSillypants suggested he would walk her back to her dorm. Pathetic much?

Sorry not sorry Rachel put down your self esteem but you basically suck. 

And that concludes Rachel's single life swag adventures.

Don't talk to strangers, folks.