Why I hate candy crush...

Do you ever find yourself running between lives on your computer and cell phone. Lives as in CANDY CRUSH LIVES. Ugh. Thinking about waiting for the ever-so-holy 5 lives for 20 minutes each makes me criiiiiinge. I don't know wether I love this game or hate it, but hey here's why it stinks.

1. REALLY B...REALLY? First place out of all my facebook friends? I mean I guess its pretty good since you can beat levels for me whenever I need...(read: He's beaten 4 different levels for me). I mean thats obvvvviously why I date him ;)

2. You thought death by chocolate was never a real thing? You are wrong. Thats the worst part. Like I understand candy crush is hard as is...but come on now! Don't make me hate chocolate.

3. My girl right here has got it all right. I have no time for that. I would like to beat the level ASAP so I can get to the next level. Ultimately, why candy crush gd's can you not give me unlimited lives?

4. Wait wait. Your kidding right? How the hell does candy crush levels go on forever. Seriously some infinity shit over here. Wow I think I just cursed for the first time on my blog. So is this awkward or do I get a sailors mouth cookie of some sort? Either way.....LEVEL 300? Wow...and I thought level 65 was bad and never ending. The day I get to level 300? Make sure I'm like 100. Because there is no way that I will get there anytime soon. 

5. Eh....I think I'll stick to some grape and strawberry jelly. Obviously accompanied with my man, PB!

Seriously the worst is when you are one move away and have one more jelly left. 

OH. I also hate B because he doesn't believe in people being friendly (in my case, loving) and helping out by sending some lives/moves/any of the weird shenans they tell you you can send. He believes it is ALWAYS considered 'cheating'. Yet somehow without all the BS, he manages to be number 1.

Not only in candy crush....but in my heart. DAWWWWWWWWWWWW. Lame right? Yeah probs but I couldn't think of a better way to end it. 

Yep, this is us in 2010. I was reaaaaalllly slightly obsessed with him. He still makes that face at me when I do something strange. 

Bloggin besties

Who knew being at the beach for so long would distract you from blogging?!?!

This past week has finally started to feel like summer...Although I've been off already for almost two months. I'm starting to relax. I'm starting to forget what days vs weekends are. I'm also forgetting to prepare a blog post for the designated days I blog. Major oopsies. 

So the other day, after reading many offish blogs, I decided to plan out the whole month of July's posts. I was like rach, this is great! I will know what to post and I basically will be writers block-free all 31 days! I already mixed up the sched with fridays post, so there goes my Googledoc.

What better way to start off a week though, than to find some new blogs to stalk.

(cc: Chloe) couldn't agree more!

Whenever I find a blog I like, I get really creepy and follow them on every single social media platform all at once. #sorrynotsorry
— Chloe (@rainbwshoneyskl) July 5, 2013

Lauren @ Lights In The Sky
It's so fun to find bloggers who are super similar to you! Not only do we have an ongoing gmail thread...but I stalk her blog on the daily. And her insta's are so cute! Did you know she is a part of influenster and can make killer cute cake pops?! Yeah, bet you didn't. Unless, of course, you checked out her blog. Did you know she also has the cutest large pup ever! And let it be known, I am not a big fan of large doggies.....but hers is too cute!

If I don't get to meet Lauren while im road trippin to DC (fingers crossed), I will become a sad and sassy blogger. Okay, basically just sad.





Erin @ Love Fun And Football
Ugh, can't put into words how much I admire her bloggin' work ethic. Notttttttt only is she rockin' at blog designs (great prices, too!), but she is friendly, SUPER HELPFUL, and I have such a fun time reading her posts! Also, have you seen how cute her and her husband are?!? How did they meet? CUTEST WAY EVER. gooooo check it out! I admire her mucho!

Lauren @Letters and Lipstick
Two words: New bestfriend. Our blog-bff emails back and forth have consisted of discussing burping, Dr. Pepper, exhaustion, and our crazy yet sometimes boring lives. And everything else in between. She shares how she celebrated her awesome wedding anni, and tells us how fun being in love can really be! I love her, you should love her. Let's just all love eachother!

These ladies are my few favies! You should check them outtie! Also if you are interested in a (affordable) button for your blog, let me know! I'd love to help! Seriously.

Happy bachelorette night! Enjoy it! Also enjoy not being very very burnt because this blogger is.